when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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i only reblog this because of the guy in the blue hoodie
omg
and not a single fuck was given that day
reblogging for blue hoodie guy
THE GUY IN THE BLUE LOLOL
OH MY GOD
and on that faithful day not ONE fuck is given to anyone or anything.
- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
So I got this new optical scanning software so I can easily convert my written essays into word documents so I don’t have to rewrite everything, and this is how it came out.
A very short lesson in Psychology:
- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
why am i not a banana
im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
i beg to differ
